Archive for March, 2010

The Tao of Gay

Friday, March 5th, 2010

A long, hard look at porn

BY GARY THAYER

Whenever my friends chide me for spending time on hookup sites, I tell them that I’m mostly there to admire the men. After all, people have admired the male physique since the Greeks wore only sheets, since emperors kept male courtesans, since Michelangelo sculpted David, and since I started ogling the underwear models in Sears catalogs at age eight, trying to make out the hidden packages that had nothing to do with UPS shipping. From guys in Hanes it was a natural progression to the gayer International Male and Undergear catalogs, and then to the magazine aisles where I drooled over the latest Exercise For Men Only that I’d discreetly tucked into a copy of Maxim.

Today I still enjoy flipping through catalogs and soft-core magazines because they leave a little (or a big) something to the imagination. Porn videos don’t, which is why I’m probably the only gay guy in the world who finds dick flicks boring. Whenever I’m in a gay store, which is only when I’ve run low on Wet, I’ll only check out the videos to make fun of whatever my friends are picking out, such as “Hole Patrol,” “Crack Snackers,” “Drill Bill,” and “Pokin’ in the Boys Room.” I’ll flip through the picture books and calendars, but even those thrills are temporary because the models always look the same: hairless and expressionless. If a hot guy does catch my eye, I’ll hold the photo close for inspection like a botanist appreciating the perfect specimen: the drops of sweat glistening on his perfect pecs, thick muscular thighs, and his bulging – well, biceps. I’ll imagine how he’d murmur to me in a deep husky voice, slink towards me like a tiger approaching its prey, and then have me for lunch – all without my fantasy being spoiled by a cheesy porn soundtrack, bad lighting, cheap hotel room décor, and dialog that consists only of “Oh, yeah!” and “Fuck yeah!”

The other day I was browsing one of my favorite tech blogs and saw some posts about some cutting-edge porn technologies that were demonstrated at AVN’s adult entertainment expo recently held in Vegas. For top guys there’s the RealTouch – a $200 plastic and rubber prick-hole that plugs into your computer and tightens, vibrates, or self-lubricates in sync with whatever is happening in the 49 cent per minute videos that you watch from the RealTouch website. I browsed the gay porn stars’ headshots featured on the site, but they didn’t win me over, since their obligatory sullen pouts all seemed to say: “I just spent my last paycheck on a crack fix and now I have to make another damn movie.”

Another company called Pink is working on “augmented reality” porn, which means that their software can show 3D video of your favorite porn star lying next to you or wherever your webcam is pointed. They also plan to film porn videos where one actor is painted green, so when you watch the video with their software on your computer or phone, the green person disappears and is replaced by you as you appear on your webcam. Maybe I’d try it for kicks, but just for fun I’d wear a monkey costume or a bright yellow raincoat during the action, so I can laugh at how it looks on screen.

The stars of new porn technology will probably be sex robots. A company called True Companion has created a female sex-bot called “Roxxy,” who in her photos looks like a mannequin in lingerie, except that her mouth is open for action. She comes with five “personalities” from “frigid” to wild, and will sell for at least $7,000. True Companion says it’s also working on a guy sex-bot to be called Rocky. If that happens, I hope he’ll have a “no personality” option and won’t look too much like Sylvester S

I’m not too sure about replacing my future tricks or boyfriends with “bot-mates.” On one hand, they’ll save money on Manhunt subscriptions, pointless coffee dates, condoms, and lube. But on the other hand, what happens when sex-bots develop feelings and start demanding things like breakfast in bed, a BMW, and marriage rights? When that day eventually comes, I’ll be hiding in a cave in the mountains before robots decide that all humans are obsolete.

No matter what happens with porn in the future, I have a feeling that unless robots develop better taste than humans, porn videos will always have the same cheesy 70s style backbeats and lots of fake moaning and sighing. For me, the artificiality of porn will never compete with a real man, even if he does look a bit like Stallone.

CNN – Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot

Friday, March 5th, 2010

By Brandon Griggs, CNN

Las Vegas, Nevada (CNN) — To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She’s a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She’ll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she’ll have sex whenever you please — as long as her battery doesn’t run out.

Meet Roxxxy, who may be the world’s most sophisticated talking female sex robot. For $7,000, she’s all yours.

“She doesn’t vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else,” said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Lifelike dolls, artificial sex organs and sex-chat phone lines have been keeping the lonely company for decades. But Roxxxy takes virtual companionship to a new level.

Powered by a computer under her soft silicone “skin,” she employs voice-recognition and speech-synthesis software to answer questions and carry on conversations. She even comes loaded with five distinct “personalities,” from Frigid Farrah to Wild Wendy, that can be programmed to suit customers’ preferences.

“There’s a tremendous need for this kind of product,” said Hines, a computer scientist and former Bell Labs engineer.

Roxxxy won’t be available for delivery for several months, but Hines is taking pre-orders through his Web site, TrueCompanion.com, where thousands of men have signed up.

“They’re like, ‘I can’t wait to meet her,’ ” Hines said. “It’s almost like the anticipation of a first date.”

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SEX ROBOT INITIALLY DESIGNED AS A HEALTH AID

Friday, March 5th, 2010

Thanks to Medicare, which wouldn’t reimburse for the cost of a help-mate robot, Roxxxy the robot is now seeking employment in the adult entertainment business.

by Evan Lucy

“I thought this was actually going to be a business call,” says Douglas Hines when Discovery News Tech called him late last week. You’ll have to forgive the TrueCompanion founder for being a bit absent-minded. After all, Hines caused an uproar of disbelief and excitement in January when he unveiled Roxxxy, “the world’s first sex robot,” at the Las Vegas’ Adult Entertainment Expo.

The robot boasts artificial intelligence, speech recognition technology and a bevy of recorded phrases, making it able to, on some levels, converse with her mate. She also has a personality-changer, an Internet connection to receive software and dialog updates, all for a price between $7,000 to $9,000.

With pre-orders of his invention reaching above 4,000 and a host of media attention in his corner, Hines took a break from his business calls to speak with Discovery News Tech about the robot’s origins and his expectations for the project.

Discovery News Tech: Why did you develop Roxxxy?
Douglas Hines: We came up with the concept of using a robot to help care for — not to replace a nurse — but help people who need extra care at home: invalids, Alzheimer’s patients, etc. It might not be cost-effective or practical to have a nurse full-time with the patient. But the robot would allow interaction with the patient as well as the technology to connect remotely and talk and care as needed. Because Medicare wouldn’t reimburse for the cost of it and because of concerns from a liability and insurance standpoint, we tabled that idea for the time being. But that’s actually catching on now too, so we’re really excited about all the momentum that’s being developed.

DNT: Why the switch from healthcare to sex?
DH: It was through necessity and opportunity. We have lots of patents around this technology and trade secrets. We’d also invested a large amount of time, energy and money. We basically looked for another marketplace for the product. We looked for opportunities with areas that needed a niche or were lacking innovation or real development, and we saw this as an opportunity to really stand out. There hasn’t been much innovation in the adult arena. There was a real opportunity to apply this technology into a new industry and breathe a lot of new life into it and create opportunity and a lot of added value.

DNT: How long did it take to fully develop the project?
DH: It was just myself back in 1993, when I developed a prototype using similar technology. But since 2000, this has been an ongoing project. The past three years have been focused on the adult community. It’s been a long road of refining.

DNT: Were you expecting such a frenzied reaction at the Adult Entertainment Expo?
DH: Not at all. But we’d done a tremendous amount of market research beforehand. We like to take calculated risks and not blind risks. We knew she would be received well. We spoke to two of the largest adult entertainment companies and  knew this would be very big. We knew there was a market need and there was a niche we could fulfill, so we were excited. But we had no idea it would be so big, especially with [the Consumer Electronics Show] down the street. It was pleasurable to be able to talk to the technical people and other engineers. We had a lot of people come over from CES to see Roxxxy.

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The reality of robot sex

Friday, March 5th, 2010

By: Bill Andad

I am old enough to remember the Westworld movie which starred Yul Brynner as a malfunctioning robot cowboy. It also featured sex robots, androids which allowed paying punters to indulge their every sexual fantasy. Of course, Westworld was a big hit in 1973 and I guess it was only ever going to be a matter of time until that fantasy became a technological reality. Some 27 years on and the world’s first sex robot has made an appearance in Las Vegas at, perhaps somewhat fittingly, the recent AVN Adult Entertainment Expo.

The Roxxxy TrueCompanion is said to be more than just an advanced ‘blow up doll’ which, considering it will cost you upwards of $7000 plus a monthly subscription fee is just as well. How much more advanced? Well the manufacturers claim that it comes complete with a programmable artificial intelligence engine which can learn just what turns you on and off. Advanced as in it is five girlfriends, although that is probably the wrong word, in one. According to the manufacturers the robot comes with the five personalities built in, be it Mature Martha or Wild Wendy that you want. It’s even possible to create your own custom girlfriend profiles and, should you so desire, swap them with your other sad sex robot owning mates.

The man behind Roxxxy, if you’ll excuse the expression, is a former AT&T Bells Labs AI scientist called Douglas Hines who spent more than two years bringing this fantasy android idea to market. At the launch Hines said that Roxxxy had been designed to “deliver the best in robot sex”. It seems that those who attended the launch in Vegas were impressed not only by the AI but also the synthetic skin which produces a flesh-like look and feel for the anatomically correct robot. There’s even a liquid cooling system to ensure that feel is never too hot and sweaty, powered by a mechanical ‘heart’ of sorts. The thing can even talk and makes comments in response to your touch. It’s not quite into Westworld territory though, as this sex robot cannot walk despite having an articulated skeleton under the synthetic skin.

If all of this has not freaked you out enough yet, I am led to believe that a male sex robot called Rocky is currently in development.

Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

By Brandon Griggs, CNN

Inventor Douglas Hines with Roxxxy, his computerized sex robot that can carry on a conversation and

have a simulated orgasm.

Las Vegas, Nevada (CNN) — To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She’s a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She’ll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she’ll have sex whenever you please — as long as her battery doesn’t run out.

Meet Roxxxy, who may be the world’s most sophisticated talking female sex robot. For $7,000, she’s all yours.

“She doesn’t vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else,” said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Lifelike dolls, artificial sex organs and sex-chat phone lines have been keeping the lonely company for decades. But Roxxxy takes virtual companionship to a new level.

Powered by a computer under her soft silicone “skin,” she employs voice-recognition and speech-synthesis software to answer questions and carry on conversations. She even comes loaded with five distinct “personalities,” from Frigid Farrah to Wild Wendy, that can be programmed to suit customers’ preferences.

“There’s a tremendous need for this kind of product,” said Hines, a computer scientist and former Bell Labs engineer.

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This one’s for you, John, or “I built a sex robot in your memory

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

January 11, 2010 by James Bradley

I’m sure more than a few of you will have seen the story out of this week’s Adult Entertainment Expo about the launch of TrueCompanion’s “anatomically consistent” artificial intelligence-driven sex robot, Roxxxy.

I’m reasonably unmoved by the story itself: sex robots aren’t new, and I think it’s safe to assume they’ll grow more sophisticated and lifelike in years to come (if you’d like to know more you might want to check out Shouting to hear the echoes as an introduction to the wild and wonderful world of Synthetiks).

But there’s a detail buried in The Sydney Morning Herald’s coverage of the launch which had me choking on my muesli. Apparently:

“Inspiration for the sex robot sprang from the September 11, 2001 attacks. ‘I had a friend who passed away in 9/11,’ [Roxxxy's creator, Douglas Hines] said. ‘I promised myself I would create a program to store his personality, and that became the foundation for Roxxxy True Companion’.”

Now, quite aside from the fact this is pretty much the plot of Caprica (which I’ll be reviewing in the next couple of weeks), am I wrong in thinking there’s something splendidly weird about the idea of creating a sex robot to commemorate a friend’s passing? And, if we wanted to get all psychological for a moment, that there’s something about the way the idea mixes up subject and object (literally and metaphorically) which goes to the heart of pornography and the sex industries more generally? Or is it just that Marx was right all along, and all history, no matter how dreadful, is eventually and inevitably reborn as farce?

Roxxxy the Sexy Robot a World First

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

AGENCE FRANCE-PRESSE JANUARY 11, 2010

Roxxxy the sex robot had a coming out party on the weekend in Sin City.

In what is billed as a world first, a life-size robotic girlfriend complete with artificial intelligence and flesh-like synthetic skin was introduced to adoring fans at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo.

“She can’t vacuum, she can’t cook but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean,” TrueCompanion’s Douglas Hines said while introducing Roxxxy.

“She’s a companion. She has a personality. She hears you. She listens to you. She speaks. She feels your touch. She goes to sleep. We are trying to replicate a personality of a person.”

Roxxxy stands five feet, seven inches tall, weighs 120 pounds, “has a full C cup and is ready for action,” according to Hines, who was an artificial intelligence engineer at Bell Labs before starting TrueCompanion.

The anatomically correct robot has an articulated skeleton that can move like a person but can’t walk or independently move its limbs.

Robotic movement is built into “the three inputs” and a mechanical heart that powers a liquid cooling system.

Roxxxy comes with five personalities. Wild Wendy is outgoing and adventurous, while Frigid Farrah is reserved and shy.

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